Shopkeeper : Shall I bag it?
Customer : Tag it, bag it, hog it, do whatever you want but fix it fast.
Shopkeeper : What are you, a software engineer?
Customer : No, I am into scrap.
Kid: Mom, this homework is tough?
Mom: Just screw it, like always.
Patient: I am not able to concentrate on my work.
Doctor: You should see someone else.
Kid: Dad, Mom's gone shopping, are you taking me somewhere?
Dad: May be running, both of us need to cut the grab.
Athlete: I need a new shoe, this one hurts.
Coach : Stay with it, I need a new team as well, this one flirts.