Jokes

Jokes

Tennis Player : My style of playing is serve and volley.
Poet : I do verse and solly.

Mom: What did the helmet say to the visor?
Kid: Adviser

Kid: Mom, do I have a sweet tooth?
Mom: Water it down.

Cake Hogger : Can I eat my cake and have it too?
Baker : Half your cake, you will get two.

Kid : Why does the bird say chirrup, chirrup, chirrup?
Mom : It actually says cheer up, cheer up, cheer up.


Kid: Will I get some candy today?
Mom: Only if you dress up like a dandy.

Kid: What is a dandelion?
Mom: Its a lion that dress up like a dandy.



Programmer : My laptop proposed wedding bliss to me today?
Boss : Why don't the two of you spend time together and raise smart phone.

Jokes

Chubby: Where is everything?
Jive : Why don't you try the early morning dance?

Tubby: Honey can you call the plumber.
Trifle : Dump her.

Droopy: I hate my job.
Sniffle: You're hired.

Goofy: Let's try horse riding.
Gentle: Have some yog-hurt.

Scruffy: I am going for a shave.
Drive: You drive like you are heading to your grave.

Bubbly: I feel fit and fine today.
Brief: Yeah, you are coming out of your shell.




Customer : May I have a bottle of water?
Waiter : Sir, nowadays the bot tell how you may find some water.


Humming Bird : Hum, Hum, Hum ....
Flower : Hum  suffer.


Student having exam fever: Dad, what if I forget everything when I get the exam paper?

Dad : Dude, check with Mom on it.


Honda at the petrol Bunk : Fill it, Shut it, Forget it.
Yama-ha-ha : And may be listen to the starting fit.