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Buddy's the name
Buddy's always game
You know you have one
When you never walk alone
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Monday, 5 February 2018
Romance
Romance
Love is in the air
I hear you everywhere
I've got you in my eyes
Wishing for a surprise
Dawn
Dawn
Amorous, silken, mollifying, calm
The lady blessed with charms
A candle in the wind
To weather all the storms
Friday, 19 January 2018
Jokes, Humour, Funny etc
Child and Parent
Child to Parent : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (as in Crying)?
Parent : Don't cry over getting hit or the milk.
Mild : What's cooking?
Tolerant : Too cold to cook, Too old to heat.
Bald : Whassup ?
Belligerent : Why don't you get up, up, and away?
Toad : Croak, Croak, Croak
Diligent : You make me Quack Quack Quack up.
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Student and Teacher
Student to Teacher : You never teach us anything.
Teacher : Thats because you guys are either prepaying for pests, or monkeying outside classes, or falling thick or worse expecting something from me.
Stupid to Joker : What is the answer to every problem in my maths book?
Poker : Lets dis-solve it to-g-ether.
Strapit to Pecker : Why is my schoolbag so heavy?
Double Decker : Well, carry carry why do you caree?
Wretched to Mock-her : I hate you, and I hate this school, and I hate everyone?
Smooch-her: So I am the cherry on the top of the cake.
Wicket to Batter : Don't get out like last time that early.
Cricketer : Relax, I get out either caught in the slips, leg before thicket, hit on wicked, gun out, weaned and howled, humped, and finally get rewired and spurt.
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Husband and Wife
Husband to Wife : What's the matter honey you are not bugging me today, are you not feeling swell.
Wife : Alright baby I will Bug you, Hug you, Tug you, Lug you, Slug you and Mug you, just stay put.
Hubby : I think about you all the time and I am not able to concentrate on work honey.
Life: That's alright, looks like you have the right inspiration.
Chubby : Honey, can you tell the kids to calm down.
Knife : Shall I tell them to cuten up.
Huffy: Man, I can't fit into my pants anymore.
Strife : You need to lighten up.
Sloppy: I finished everything on my plate today.
Gripe : And who's gonna finish za booze.
Grippy: I have lost a grip on reality.
High five: There's always prescription medication.
Drippy: I have a runny nose, a leaking bladder, crying eyes, sweaty palms, and the occasional lump in my throat.
Thrive : May be I'll try a stop-per.
Hippy: I feel woozy after all these hallucinogens.
Safe : What you mean to say is you feel like a ditsy after all the divinations.
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Child to Parent : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (as in Crying)?
Parent : Don't cry over getting hit or the milk.
Mild : What's cooking?
Tolerant : Too cold to cook, Too old to heat.
Bald : Whassup ?
Belligerent : Why don't you get up, up, and away?
Toad : Croak, Croak, Croak
Diligent : You make me Quack Quack Quack up.
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Student and Teacher
Student to Teacher : You never teach us anything.
Teacher : Thats because you guys are either prepaying for pests, or monkeying outside classes, or falling thick or worse expecting something from me.
Stupid to Joker : What is the answer to every problem in my maths book?
Poker : Lets dis-solve it to-g-ether.
Strapit to Pecker : Why is my schoolbag so heavy?
Double Decker : Well, carry carry why do you caree?
Wretched to Mock-her : I hate you, and I hate this school, and I hate everyone?
Smooch-her: So I am the cherry on the top of the cake.
Wicket to Batter : Don't get out like last time that early.
Cricketer : Relax, I get out either caught in the slips, leg before thicket, hit on wicked, gun out, weaned and howled, humped, and finally get rewired and spurt.
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Husband and Wife
Husband to Wife : What's the matter honey you are not bugging me today, are you not feeling swell.
Wife : Alright baby I will Bug you, Hug you, Tug you, Lug you, Slug you and Mug you, just stay put.
Hubby : I think about you all the time and I am not able to concentrate on work honey.
Life: That's alright, looks like you have the right inspiration.
Chubby : Honey, can you tell the kids to calm down.
Knife : Shall I tell them to cuten up.
Huffy: Man, I can't fit into my pants anymore.
Strife : You need to lighten up.
Sloppy: I finished everything on my plate today.
Gripe : And who's gonna finish za booze.
Grippy: I have lost a grip on reality.
High five: There's always prescription medication.
Drippy: I have a runny nose, a leaking bladder, crying eyes, sweaty palms, and the occasional lump in my throat.
Thrive : May be I'll try a stop-per.
Hippy: I feel woozy after all these hallucinogens.
Safe : What you mean to say is you feel like a ditsy after all the divinations.
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