Jokes

Jokes

Tennis Player : My style of playing is serve and volley.
Poet : I do verse and solly.

Mom: What did the helmet say to the visor?
Kid: Adviser

Kid: Mom, do I have a sweet tooth?
Mom: Water it down.

Cake Hogger : Can I eat my cake and have it too?
Baker : Half your cake, you will get two.

Kid : Why does the bird say chirrup, chirrup, chirrup?
Mom : It actually says cheer up, cheer up, cheer up.


Kid: Will I get some candy today?
Mom: Only if you dress up like a dandy.

Kid: What is a dandelion?
Mom: Its a lion that dress up like a dandy.



Programmer : My laptop proposed wedding bliss to me today?
Boss : Why don't the two of you spend time together and raise smart phone.

Jokes

Chubby: Where is everything?
Jive : Why don't you try the early morning dance?

Tubby: Honey can you call the plumber.
Trifle : Dump her.

Droopy: I hate my job.
Sniffle: You're hired.

Goofy: Let's try horse riding.
Gentle: Have some yog-hurt.

Scruffy: I am going for a shave.
Drive: You drive like you are heading to your grave.

Bubbly: I feel fit and fine today.
Brief: Yeah, you are coming out of your shell.




Customer : May I have a bottle of water?
Waiter : Sir, nowadays the bot tell how you may find some water.


Humming Bird : Hum, Hum, Hum ....
Flower : Hum  suffer.


Student having exam fever: Dad, what if I forget everything when I get the exam paper?

Dad : Dude, check with Mom on it.


Honda at the petrol Bunk : Fill it, Shut it, Forget it.
Yama-ha-ha : And may be listen to the starting fit.

Lace

Lace

Lingerie in Lace,

Leggies you Grace,

Camise and Fayes,

Leaves in Haze.

Honey

Honey

Cane, Husk, and Peel Slowly

Fire, Lime, Stir Melancholy

Boil Till Thick and Stain Merrily

A drop a whiff feels heavenly

Milk

Milk

Ogle, Nuzzle, Suckle, and Ilk

Lech, Tickle, Bamboozle and Drink

Udder, Utter, Coo and Tilt

Blabber, Chatter, Fall Asleep

Lazy

Lazy

Sanguine, Carmoisine, Feline, and Dizzy

Smiling, Simmering, Fettering, and Musty

Ravenous, Cavernous, Fidgeting and Lusty

Loveable, Cuddly, Fickle and Lazy

Maria

Maria

Vida bella y dolce con te Maria

Tengo ojos tance y baila

Apropos por camino tu morena

Soleil y arboles alto tse figara

Rush

Rush

A rush of wind

A horse of metal

Man is put to test

For his mettle

Wine

Wine

Color me Red

Keep me Warm

Surrender to Slumber

And your Charms.

Feast

Feast

Grapes, Oranges, Lime, Curacao, An Aperitif

Greens, Olives, Tomatoes, And Vinegrette too

Bread, Curry, Lentils, Have a Soup

Finish it wish Custard, Don't Dessert me will you